Text Tagalog Cellphone Messages part 3

Boss: (galit) Ang gusto ko sa secretary ay listo at hindi absent minded. Napahiya ako sa meeting ko dahil sa kagagawan mo! Secretary: Sorry po sir, hindi ko naisara ang zipper nyo!

Siguro, minsan kailangang madapa. Bakit? Wala lang, para agaw eksena lang. Hehe!

Peaceful morning as you wake up. Take a bath, eat breakfast, brush teeth, comb your hair, leave the house, take a ride. Aaayy! Wala ka pa palang damit! Balik! Balik! =)

Always remember, whe she cancels a date, it is because she "has to." But when he cancels a date, it is because he "has two!" Hahaha!

Love is a hidden fire, a pleasant sore, a soothing pain, an agreeable torment, a sweet wound, in short, a gentle death! Ang lalim! Dati, love is blind lang!

Juan: Pedro, nasaksak ako! Walang hinto ang tagas ng dugo. Please, call me a nurse. Call me a nurse, bilis! Pedro: Sige, you're a nurse! Nurse ka Juan! You're a nurse! Nurse kah!

Mga tisoy at tisay, mga gwapo at magaganda, mga muse at escort, mga cute, mga crush ng bayan, ang "leader" nyo ay matutulog na! Hehehe! Ang magreact, insecure! Good night! =)

Pedro: Saan ka galing, p're? Berto: Sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko. Pedro: Bakit puro kalmot ang mukha at braso mo? Berto: Mahirap ilibing eh, lumalaban! =)

Naguguluhan ako. Di ba, yung Victory Liner, Pascual Liner, Alfonso Liner at G Liner, mga bus yun? Yung Panty Liner, bus din ba yun? Saan naman ang byahe nila?

Kapag mahal mo ang isang tao, pakawalan mo sya, at kapag bumalik sya, kayo talaga para sa isa't isa. Pero kung hindi na sya bumalik, tanga! Habulin mo, naniwala ka naman sa quotes! =)

It's hard to trust and it's hard to cry. It's hard to love and later say goodbye... but it's much harder to say no, but that is life's way of making our hearts grow.

You are the one person in this world that I would never trade with anyone else. You've given me memories so unique in you and what else?! Guess they'll never understand unless they get the chance to get to know you.

Deep friendship doesn't depend on how many times friends spend time together or how happy they are. It's the time when you never see them and yet keep on believing that the friendship will stay.

Having been committed to love someone means losing the opportunity of having others love you. So, be sure that the person you're committed to deserves your love and is worthy of your sacrifice.

Love isn't about two people holding each other and never letting go. It's about two people holding hands while they embrace the world and go through the best and worst in life.

Life is a one-way street. No matter how many detours you take, none of them leads back. So, enjoy its every moment as none of them will happen the same way again.

If ever you'll find someone who makes you smile through storms, comfort you till sun down, face the fact. Keep and never let go of that person. There's no right one when the real one comes along.

When the time comes when everything seems hopeless, here's what you do: SHUT UP & STOP WHINING sheesh! You've got me. Remember?!

No quote can tell you what's inside my heart, they just express what I feel, but never enough, so when I say "I care for you" huwag ka maniwala, 'coz what I feel is more than what I say.

I wonder why just when i learned to wait, it was when you never came. I wonder just when I learned to laugh, you made me cry. And just when I've learned to love you so much, it was when you walk away.