Text Tagalog Cellphone Messages part 2

Each of us has a star that shines with the rest, sometimes we twinkle alone, but when you feel you're about to lose your own spark, I'm here to share my glow.

I may be gone for a minute, second, hours and for a day, but I will always be here for you. I might not be able to greet you "gud am", "gud pm" or "gudnyt", but I will never say goodbye!

I'd like to wrap my arms around you, squeeze you till your eyes pop out and all your bones break and your face turns blue. That's my hug for you, not sweet but breath taking naman, good morning!

In times of trouble, or when you feel that no one cares for you, don't forget that whenever a tear falls from your eyes, two tears fall from mine, that's how much I care.

Ikaw ang bagoong sa kare-kare kong buhay, ang sampalok sa sinigang kong buhay, at suka sa paksiw kong buhay, kung ika'y mawawala, buhay ko'y tatabang!

Sometimes, caring is better than loving. Sometimes, tea is better than coffee. Sometimes, smile is better than laughter, but nobody is better than you, finding time to text me.

Boy: Nay! Muntik na akong maging top 1 sa klase! Nanay: Bakit mo naman nasabi yan? Boy: Iniannounce kasi kanina yung top 1 sa klase, ang itinuro ni Ma'am, yung katabi ko! Muntik na ako!

Eh busy? Eh busy D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. Galing noh? Want to? Want to 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Galing talaga!

It's you who gave me sleepless nights. It's you who made me wanna hold my pillow tight. It's you who made me pray so hard. It's you who made me scream: "Nay, may mumu!"

Boy: Can I touch your software? Girl: Show me first your hardware. Boy: Can I install it in your system? Girl: Ok, if you cover it with anti-virus first. =)

Paano kung masaya ka na sa kasalukuyan, tapos, isang araw, binalikan ka ng nakaraan. Alin ang iiwan mo? Yung ngayon na unggoy ka na? O yung una na mukhang dinosaur ka pa? Hehe!

An alcoholic son wrote a letter... Beer dad, Gin na ako iinom ulit, Whisky kelan. Tanduay mo yan, tiTequilan ko na talaga, pRhumis po! Your San, Miguel.

People are always looking for cute ones, the perfect ones, the gorgeous ones, the smart ones, the sweet ones. Lagi na lang ako! Ako! Ako!

Love is like a can of tuna. Know why? Kasi, ang love, kapag nagstart, gagawin mo lahat mapasaiyo lang ang taong mahal mo. Yung can of tuna, wala yun, kalimutan mo na lang yun!

Pasahero: Mama, dahan-dahan lang po. Alalahanin n’yo na palaging nakasunod sa atin ang disgrasya! Mamang driver: e, kaya ko nga binibilisan para ‘di tayo maabutan!

Q: Ano ang pagkakatulad ni Winnie the Pooh at John the Baptist? A: iisa ang ina nila. Kita mo, iisa ang middle name nila?!

Essence of smell in life: Lotion for babies, cologne for the 20's, perfume for the 30's, efficacent oil for the 40's and 50's. Bawang and luya for the 60's. Beyond that, formalin na!

Love is unfair, kapag mahal mo, ayaw sayo. Yung ayaw mo, mahal ka. Pero mas unfair sa part ng okra. Kawawa naman sya, kasi di sya kasama sa "Bahay Kubo." Gulay din naman sya, di ba?

When you're sad, I'm lonely. When you're happy, I'm glad. Remember that whatever you feel, i feel it twice, so kung feel mo cute ka, Hello?! eh di lalo na ako!! :)

Erap: Sumuko na kayo! MILF: Hindi kami susuko kapag hindi mo naispell ang ceasefire! Erap: Sige, T*ngna nyo! Tuloy ang gyera!