Cellphone Tagalog Quotes

Prayer is a perfume to our soul and a fragrance that pleases God. Wear your prayer everyday and let it freshen you anytime, anywhere you go. Have a blessed and sweet-scented day!

You might be sending messages that I might erase. But the thought that you cared and spent your time for me is something that will last forever.

The more silently love is expressed, the more it is deeply bound to impress. No wonder God loves us in silence and gives us the miracles of having friends.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love is not a matter of finding the right person but creating the right relationship.

To be in love is to be living in a dream come true.

You eased the pain when I faked the wound. You calmed me down when I faked the mood. You are instantly there when I faked the call. But why didn't you catch me? I did not fake the fall!

They say nothing in the world is perfect. But I know one exception, the joining of our two hearts.

509. American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino: Use my name 4x in a sentence. Pedro: "Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimming Paul!" Galing ng Pinoy!

With my 1 heart, 2 eyes, 5 liters of blood, 206 bones, 1.2 million red blood cells, 60 trillion DNA, I want you to know that... Gusto ko lang magyabang about anatomy! Hahaha!

Once a book of friendship was opened, it should never be closed again. A living book meant to be read and enjoyed forever. I hope our book of friendship never be closed!

Kapag ako patay na, punta ka sa burol ko ha? Alam ko, lalapit ka sa kabaong ko para mang-asar at sabihing... "Walanghiya ka kukote! Minsan ka na lang magpainom, bakit kape pa?" Hehehe.

Life is like a road that we should pass thru till its very end. But if one day, you feel you're tired walking, I will comfort you in my arms sabay sabi, "May jeep naman kasi, bakit nilakad mo?"

Q: How will a gentleman say to his dinner date that he needs to go to the toilet? A: Excuse me, I have to shake hands with a friend of mine who hopes to meet you after dinner. =)

Translate in English: May baliw, gumahasa ng labandera at tumakas. NUT SCREWS WASHER and BOLTS.

Customer: Miss, pabili ng condom, yung medium. Tindera: Dito sir, isukat nyo sa fitting room. Customer: Maluwang! Tindera: Sige lang sir, yan ang uso ngayon. Hip hop!

Mother superior: Hala, layas dito sa kumbento! Madre: Bakit po? Dahil po ba sa paggamit ko ng vibrator? Mother superior: Hindi, ayoko lang may nakikiaalam sa gamit ko!

While I was walking alone, something special happened, I can't believe what I saw.. Gems!... Yap! Ang tangkad pala nya noh? Kasama pa nya si Kres!

Mrs1: O mare, bakit ka umiiyak? Mrs2: Nag-away kami ni pare, gusto nya, sex kami, style aso, tumanggi ako! Mrs1: Masarap naman yun! Mrs2: Masarap nga, kaso, gusto nya, sa kalsada! Ngek!

I miss the TIMES.. and also the PLUS, MINUS, pati na rin DIBAYDIBAY! Hehehe. Ikaw? Miss mo rin ba?