Cellphone Tagalog Quotes part 3

Three people you will meet in life: First is the one you love most, second is the one who loves you most and the third is the one you spend the rest of your life with. Sadly, in real life, these three people are usually not the same person. The one you love most doesn't love you. The one who loves you the most is never the one you love the most, and the one you spend your life with, is neither the one you love nor the one who loves you the most. He/she is just the person who happens to be a the right place at the right time.

There will come a time in your life when you will fall in love with a single soul. For this person, you would do anything and not think twice about it, but when asked why, you have no answer. You will try your whole life to understand how a single person can affect you, but you'll never find out. And no matter how badly you hate it or how badly it hurts, you will love this person without regret, for the rest of your life.

You will never realize how much you care about a person until the thought of him/her being with someone else is enough to break your heart.

Sometimes, we dream on ideal love we wanted. When it comes, we give the best to hold on to it, but though we gave more than enough, they still hurt us for the reason we don't understand.

Man went to confession. Man: Father, during the war, a beautiful young lady asked me to hide her from the enemy, so I hid her in the attic. Father: That's a very good gesture, you need not confess. Man: But as the days went, she repaid me with daily sexual favors. Father: That is still forgiven my son. Man: But I have another question. Father: What is it my son? Man: Shall I tell her the war is over? =)

Lady: Teach me how to play badminton. Coach: Hold the racket the way you hold your husband's cock. Lady: Ok. Coach: No! No! Ma'am, please take the racket out of your mouth! Hahaha!

My doctor once told me that a great friend by my side is good for my health. So, if I want to live longer, I must stick with you forever. Good night!

Your life doesn't need to be perfect, you don't need to be rich, you don't need to be famous, as long as a friend like me exists, jackpot ka! Cute na, mahal ka pa! =)

I know how busy you are right now. I know you have so many things to do. But I just want to steal a single moment of your time to ask... Kapamilya: Deal or No Deal?

Who said fill in the blank is very easy? Try this. Fill in the blank with Yes or No. "___, I am not a normal person."

Friendship is a collection of hearts, ready to give, share and understand. It never fades and never ends. It only reminds us, life is not perfect without a friend.

Life is like the ocean, now troubled, later calm. Full of trials, filled with tests. But even how big the waves are, and no matter how high the tide is, always remember that, "Tide is mirakol!" Good night!

I showed a picture of myself to you and said, "Tingnan mo oh, tayong dalawa." But you said, "Asan ako?" Then, I pointed at my chest and smiled, "Nandito ka sa puso ko."
Wife stands in front of a mirror and tells husband, "I'm ugly, my boobs are sagging, my ass is too fat. Give me a compliment." Husband: "You have a very good eyesight."

What makes life wonderful? Friends, to share the great moments in life. Friends, to take the blues away. Friends, that make you smile all the time! Good day!

Real beauty is not based on physical features but in the heart. Yan ang motto ng mga pangit! Ito ang sa atin... With good looks comes great responsibility! Good morning!

As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower you lots of love and happiness and make your day a truly meaningful one. Have a nice day!

I wish you wake up this morning realizing what a wonderful person you are and the world is blessed to have you as a part of it. Enjoy life! Good morning!

Imagine life without me. (long spaces) See?! Hahanapin mo ako. Don't worry, I'll never leave you. I'm always here for you.

Caring is a wonderful gift that no one can buy. It is made up of love that roots in our hearts to make fruits of memory not just for a while but for a lifetime. Good morning!