SMS Pinoy part 4

I love you so much but you said we're better off as friends. I cried but it didn't help much coz' you love someone new and because of her, you forgot that you once said you love me too. =(

Stay humble, be faithful, offer hope, work diligently, fight fairly, live simply, love deeply, give generously, they say, "Bwisit! Kaya ko ba toh?" :)

One night the moon said "If he makes you cry then why don't you leave him?" I paused for awhile then looked back at the moon and said "Moon, would you ever leave your sky?"

Love is not blind. It sees but it does not mind.

Question: Why do Dracula's neighbors hate him? Answer: Because he is a pain in the neck!

Are you curious as to where was Viagra originated from? For sure a Filipino coined the word “Viagra”. Just examine the root word.

Brand statements of new condoms: Swift condoms - Mighty meaty! Purefoods - Tender juicy! Barney's - A bite full of fun! Max's condoms- Sarap to the bones!

7 days makes 1 week; 7 days of sex makes 1 weak; but no sex in a week makes 1 sick; however, good sex once a week makes 1 seek.

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If not, please make all my friends fat. Amen!

How good are you in Math? 2/7 + 9- 5/ 4/ 8- 2/ 5- 4/ 12- 8/2. The question: Sa palagay mo, relatives si Fernando Jose at Fernando Poe?

How can a woman tell if she’s flat chested? She looks down on her dress and the two bumps she sees are her knees.

Sincere apology: If you do not like to read my SMS or don’t like to read or if my messages disturb you, then please don’t hesitate, feel free to throw your cellphone!

A Thai surnamed Mongkikimo commited suicide when his Pinay girlfriend Paquita wouldn’t marry him. The girl could not bear her family name “Paquita Mongkikimo”.

A true friend is like the shade of a great tree in the noonday heat. Para kang puno ng kampupot.

According to Science, man came from monkeys. I beg to disagree. Bakit ikaw, mukhang kabayo?!

I believe in everything, love at first sight, happy endings, destiny, fairy tales and even magic. Pero nasaktan ako, tama nga sila, ano? No words can ever define love, kundi "katangahan".

I’m restless, I’m depress, I’m lonely, I’m sad and I'm getting crazy all for just two reasons: Narito ako sa gitna ng kagubatan, nag-iisa, tapos low bat pa ang cell ko! nakakabaliw, ‘di ba?!

Nurse: Ilan ho ang anak ninyo inang? Patient: 25 po. Nurse: Sus ginoo, ang dami naman! ‘di ka ba gumamit ng pills, condom, iud, withdrawal? Patient: krus my hart, ti** lang talaga!

Maganda ka sa tingin ko, mabango ka sa pang-amoy ko, special ka sa puso ko. Kapag ako’y binigo mo, "bilog ang mundo" ang katapat mo.

BOY: Pa-good night kiss naman. GIRL: Cheap mo ha, hindi ako nagpapa-kiss sa first date. BOY: E kung sa last date?