Pinoy Txt Messages part 3

God puts certain person in our lives for a reason, and whatever God had in mind for bringing you into mine, I don't really mind. I'm just thankful He did! =)

Shores never meet yet share the same sand, the moon and the sun couldn't be one yet cross the same sky. Just like friends who don't meet often but never stop being friends.

Galit ka ba? Dahil ako na naman ang nagtext? Inis ka ba? Dahil name ko na naman ang nakita mo? Badtrip ka ba? Dahil message ko na naman binabasa mo? Sorry ha! Miss lang kita.

Simple lang akong tao, simple manamit, simple pumorma, simple magmahal at simple mahalin. Pero kahit simple lang ako, namimili din ng special na mamahalin.

I'm proud of myself because I was given a chance to meet someone like you. Whatever happens, I'll always treasure you because I know, I'll never have another friend like you.

I know your life can go on without me, that you can be happy without me, that you can survive without me. But even if you turn me away, I will still stay with you and will always be your friend.

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then, walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, it even fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything, they just make the most of everything that comes along.

A woman was in love with an ugly guy. Her friend asked her, "Why him?" Then, the woman replied immediately, "if only you can borrow my eyes, then you'll see how handsome he is."

Please pray for me because I just received my medical result, ang sakit ko... gumaganda ako habang tumatanda. Pero don't worry, hindi ito nakakahawa. Pero hindi na raw ako gagaling. =)

Kung yung dalawang tao lalayo, kanino ka sasama? Sa bestfriend mo na laging andyan para sa 'yo? O sa minamahal mo na nagmamahal din sa 'yo? Hirap di ba? Ako, wala! Kasi, hahanapin ako sa bahay.

Judge: Why did you kill your husband? Wife: He fetched me from the office, took me to bedroom, removed my clothes, laid me on the bed, spread my legs and said... "joke, joke, joke!"

I was once hurt by someone I really love. I didn't want to give up even if it sucks! But one day, I did. Why? Pagod na ako. Mahirap pala talaga magmahal ng non-showbiz! =)

Da Vinci... Da Vinci Winchi spider went up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out!

I keep on telling my friends about you, how you talk, how you laugh, how you've touched my life. Then, they asked, "Saan ba makakahanap ng tulad nya?" I answered, "Mandaluyong, loob, ward 5, kaliwa."

Don't you hate chain texts? They wish you good luck then threaten you with bad luck! So, huwag magpauto. Lumaban ka! Pass to 9000 friends. Don't ignore this, sasara puwet mo!

Sa buhay, hindi lahat nabibili o ibinibigay. May gusto tayo na hindi nakukuha, may pangarap na hindi naaabot, may hiling na hindi natutupad. Pero kuntento na ako. Bakit kamo? Kasi, P6.25 na lang ang Tide, pinalaki pa!

Teacher(T): Sino pumatay kay Magellan, may initial na LL? Student(S): Lito Lapid? T: Inuulit ang pangalan nya. S: Lito Lito? T: Mahaba ang buhok nya. S: Lotlot? T: Madami sila. S: Lotlot and friends?

Ang luluma na ng mga jokes nyo! Pare-pareho naman, corny pa! Eto ang bagong joke ko... diaz!