SMS tagalog text part 5

Maybe, I don't really know you that well. I don't know how you exactly act, but those things will not keep me away from you. Coz those are my reasons why I'm here... to know you much better.

One night, Mark walks alone in Balete, then he heard, "Mark! Mark!". Lumingon sya, walang tao. "Mark! Mark!", tumakbo sya. Pagdating sa kanto, he saw a sign, "Beware: NGONGONG ASO."

Nahuli ni lalaki ang asawa na kas*x ang kapitbahay! Binaril yung kapitbahay, patay! Wife: Grabe ka naman! Kapag di mo binago ugali mo, mauubos ang mga kapitbahay natin!

Husband: Sobra ka na, napakaselosa mo! Kung pwede ko lang iwan ang t*ti ko, para hindi ka nag-iisip ng kung ano ano! Wife: Oy oy oy! Ano ako tanga? Iwan mo rin ang dila mo!

Year 2010: Mayaman ka na, may magarang kotse, malaking house. Ako? Ganito pa rin, cute, ma-appeal, crush ng bayan. Huwag ka nang umangal, mayaman ka na nga eh!

Seksing girl, naglalakad sa Ayala, nakalabas isang s*so. Napansin ng isang lalake. "Miss, yung dede mo, nakalabas." Sexy:"Ay P*tang Ina, Yung baby ko, naiwan sa taxi!"

An elephant asked the camel, "Is that your boobs on your back?" The camel laughed and replied, "What a silly question from someone with a big penis on his face."

Sometimes when you cry, no one sees your tears. When you are happy, no one sees your smile. When you are worried, no one sees your pain. Pero try mong umutot, lahat, titingin sa iyo. Pandidilatan ka pa!

Hello, I am a virus, and I am entering your brain now....... sorry, I am leaving, i can't find any brain. Hahaha!

Maid cleaning room, found a condom: "Ay, Ano man ini?!" Ma'am: "Wala bang sex sa probinsya nyo, Inday?" Maid: "Meron po naman ma'am, pero hindi naman po hanggang matuklap ang balat."

Don't feel lonely everytime you go to sleep and you're all alone. Isipin mo lang, may nakayakap sa 'yong batang puti ang mata, duguan ang bibig, kulubot ang mukha at nakatitig sa iyo. Sweet dreams!

Breakfast ka na! Anong gusto mo? Pizza pie? Pineapple pie? Apple pie? Banana pie? Buko pie? Cherry pie? Hay naku! Mag tina-pie ka na lang! Good morning!

The true meaning of Pasaload: P2.00 - napipilitan; P5.00 - ok lang; P10.00 loving; P15.00, caring na, loving pa! Saan ka kaya dito? Sige nga, Pasaload ka nga!

Kung isang oras na lang ang natitira sa buhay ko, at ikaw ang makakasama ko, saan mo ako dadalhin at ano ang gagawin mo para mapasaya mo ako sa isang oras na yun? Sagutin mo ha? Wait ko.

Never doubt someone's love for you. If you find some imperfections, let it be. If you survived the pain, the happiness is satisfying. Never find the perfect love, because love without pain is impossible.

Guro: Benito, ako'y may 5 mansanas sa kanang kamay at 10 sa kaliwa, samakatuwid, meron akong... Benito: malalaking kamay ma'am!

A black baby is given a pair of wings by a fairy. The baby asked, "Does this mean I'm an angel?" Fairy laughs, "Of course not! Negrang to, ambisyosa. Paniki ka!"

At times when you're lonely and have no one to talk to, put your hands together and sing... "Chong koyla, mekurikong sila, tayo wala, hehehe, tayo wala..." Ayos ba?

Text won't flow, everyone knows, when the load fades away. Text will die, and tears in your eyes, you've got to throw your phone up high! Yeah.. yeah. Throw your phone up high!

Life is full of rewards. If you eat properly, exercise and take good care of yourself for 60 years... what is your reward? A senior citizen card! 20% discount. =)